peanut butter band

A musical band, usually classified as rock or metal, that has a lead singer that sounds like he took a bite of a peanut butter sandwich and got it stuck on the roof of his mouth.

Here are some examples of a peanut butter band:

Zakk Wylde/Black Label Society- In This River- (before peanut butter sandwich) "I've been walking around this world and I see no end"

(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Urr've beern worrkin aroun this wurrrl urn I see no eeeuurrrnnn."

Creed- My Own Prison- (before peanut butter sandwich bite) "The court is in session. The verdict is in."

(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Da coat is urn seshurn. The vurrdurct is eeurrn."

by Richard Cox Head April 19, 2014

terrorist peanut butter

Hummus

"Yo Mustafa! Can I get your recipe for terrorist peanut butter?"

by Not a terrorist April 19, 2014

butter my taco

1. Lubing yo vagina, coochie, vaginer.
2. Licking vagina.
3. Lathering thy butter on thy tortilla.

1. I went to the store to get supplies to butter my taco.
2. Honey? Can you butter my taco?
3. For dinner, i buttered my taco to prepare for the meat.

by Lildikdik November 18, 2016

peanut butter shake

It's when a guy is fucking a girl in the ass, then goes to her pussy, and finishes in her mouth.

Tyrone gave Sheniqua a peanut butter shake after he found out she was cheating on him.

by SixtyEighter October 24, 2015

Peanut Butter Angelitas

An allergic reaction to peanut butter angels

a peanut butter angel left their feather on my desk, i flared up because i have peanut butter angelitas

by yes it's me goku for life!! December 4, 2015

butters my bread

Something very pleasing, especially in an amusing or silly way.

Synonyms with butter my biscuit and butter my roll.

I don't know why but that vine really butters my bread.
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Maybe this is bad but hearing Susie complain about the man she cheatin with cheating on her really butters my bread. Girrrrl, what goes around comes around!

by gatchipatchi November 28, 2018

Texas Butter Churn

Getting vigorously and deeply fisted by a partner with an arm lubricated up to the elbow. The rapid action churns out a frothy amalgam with the consistency of fresh butter.

Did you hear about Jorge? He went out on his break to smoke a fatty and wound up getting a Texas Butter Churn from that bum that sleeps behind the dumpster.

Rachel took a Texas Butter Churn last night like a champ. Her oring looked like a spread of Country Crock Butter.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018