shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO February 14, 2016

$MOTHER

A Thick White Hoe

*” cuh did u see bih she was $mother asf”
*“i need me ah thicc white ho like $mother”
adjective -Describing a great mass

by Lönny Löö May 30, 2024

mother pisser

A way to say "mother fucker" without swearing / a less explicit way to say "mother fucker"

(This is a term I made myself)

"That damn mother pisser!"

by Kip_The_Snapper November 09, 2022

mother and child reunion sandwich

A sandwich consisting of both egg salad and chicken as the core ingredients.

I was starving to decided to make a mother and child reunion sandwich. That shit bussin'.

by Canid-Kaiba May 24, 2022

Den Mother

the adult female Leader of a group of female children or teenagers. usually the group of children or teenagers are cub scouts of some form.

“camp is gonna be fine kids, it’s not like your gonna be out there all alone! Den Mother Abigail is gonna be right there the whole time!”

by Gotta do everything myself April 21, 2022

mother pains

Every time I see a child I smile, then I frown, then before I can visually look sad I'm pretty sure my face has just gone blank, because at this point I have realised that, I'm 19. I have no job, no license, my boyfriend and I have only been together for 5 months and I already have the feeling he is the right guy for me. Do you every get the feeling that you exist for one specific reason? My reason is my future, because in the future, I'll have my own family.

I believe that getting a puppy will not solve my mother pains.

by RememberYourOpinionIsValid September 06, 2015

ur mother father

Worst insult to be ever created.
Worst then "ur mom gay" and even then "ur granny tranny".

Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*

Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*

by Lil niBBy April 11, 2018