Crisco Slipper

A Crisco Slipper is when you sneak up on some while they're sleeping and put Crisco on their genitals.

I totally prank john last night I gave him a Crisco slipper and he didn't even wake up

by YungSyphilis March 4, 2022

Stonydelph Slip'n'slide

When you're nailing a skank from Tamworth who's had at least 6 kids and you slip out of her soggy minge and slide into her dirtbox and she doesn't bat a fucking eye.

You know that Debbie from Asda? She's right filth! Bit of wiff and she was on me like a tramp on chips. Ended up giving her a Stonydelph Slip'n'slide

by LizDaniels785 March 22, 2022

Shit Slip (n.)

An urban solo-sex move in which the person semi intentionally slips on thin air, and then whilst travelling back in time to put the toilet seat up so they fall backwards.

Shit Slipping pres. tense, Shit Slipped past. tense, Shit Slippy adj.

"Yo, my bitch Shit Slipped on Discord for me the other day"
"Yo WTF? I saw a girl die from that shit, bitch had to get brain surgery from the time shit. Fuck a Shit Slip (n.)"

by FLOWERFLOWERFLOWER April 1, 2022

pink slip

a type of race where to lose is to lose the vehicle you're driving/racing in.

Jones: Yo mate, up for a pink slip race for an Agera R? You lose, I'm taking your C7 Corvette. You win, you get my Agera R.

-some time later-

Jones: Yikes, I guess you win my lover...

by BasicTA1 April 30, 2022

Jerry slip

In psychoanalysis, a jerry slip is an off branch of the Freudian slip, and refers to the miscalculation of a physical action that occurs due to the calling of nature.

"Did you hear about that one year 8 boy who took a dump off the high ropes at camp?"
"Yeah, call that a Jerry slip."

by not responsible for Jerry slip June 22, 2022

The Slippery Shrek

Where one goes into a bathroom and brings their toy figurine of shrek along. They then proceed to run themselves a bath whilst preparing to shit on everyones favorite character. Once in the warm bath tub they shove shrek up their ass and shit on him whilst hes up there (jammy bastard). They then take him out of said ass and gives him a swirly. After all this the owner of the toy licks shrek clean.

That legend Joe did the slippery shrek the other day and apparently he wants to try it with friends

by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022

to slip the turnip

when one’s conscious abilities are altered into delirium due to oodles (a great quantity) of alcoholic beverages.

to slip the turnip ex. “God! Zoe really slipped the turnip when she started throwing cuscus out the apartment window in Morocco.”

by Dolores Harrell July 27, 2022