sam

someone who licks hairy black balls on a daily basis

Girl A: wow hes so hot
Girl B: well hes actually a sam
Girl A: cum in my ass bitch

by savagepenguin32 July 15, 2023

Fantastic sams

Where you cum in a girl's hair and then style it with your dick

Do I work at fantastic Sams or did I just style the shit out of that girl's hair?!

by Libushe July 17, 2023

Sam

Hi im Sam, im sam i am!

"Im going to cry life named Sam is not so Sam i am"

by Samwhich! July 23, 2023

Sam

An extreme shit talker who thinks he is him. He has no friends and always gets suspended for physically injuring other people or saying he will shoot up the school.

Look Jim, its Sam

Oh god not that dumbass again

by Just Google It August 5, 2023

Sam Doak

A nice, enthusiastic person, one whos always happy to try new things and is very sporty as well as kind and respectful.

'Sam Doak' is the hottest guy i know.

by TheGuyWh0KnowsEverything August 6, 2023

Sam and Rach

The perfect couple.

Through thick and thin, storms and sunshine there isn’t one thing that could get in the way of these two fighting through the good and bad to make sure they succeed together.
Nothing can break them.
Perfection.

Sam and Rach are the type of couple everyone wants to be.

by 333S&R333 August 6, 2023

Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy

Was a great video until he got to the part were he decides that because Sam's "greater good/manufactured God of curating the reality of stupid people" is a warped and narcissistic enterprise that is entirely dependent on subordinating the will of the masses to his dogmatic liberalism; it means that we NEED God instead. Which is literally that SAME THING as religion.

Hym "Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy is literally just a 'God that Sam Harris controls.' That's literally all it is!"

Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023