Polish The Rusty Sheriffs Badge

The act of spitting on a butthole and proceeding to rub in the spit with your finger.

She said she wanted to try anal so I said let me polish the rusty sheriffs badge first.

by Meathead Nation January 02, 2019

rusty terminator

Getting tetanus from painal

During my stint in the county jail, my cell mate gave me a rusty terminator

by Walkoff December 19, 2015

Rusty-joe

Great guy can be an ass sometimes but then makes up for it

that guy is such a rusty-joe

by dbdeshadowmifwa July 14, 2017

Rusty Urkel

A Rusty Urkel is when you break wind in your love's face during oral sex and immediately put your finger to your lips, roll your eyes, and dramatically say, "Did I do that," in your best Steve Urkel voice!

Bill: How did you get pinkeye?

Ted: My girlfriend beefed me with a nasty Rusty Urkel when I was munching her furry gordita last weekend.

Bill: What did you do?

Ted: I just laughed at her imitation, fought through the smell, and kept on lickin'.

by Dr. Front Butt December 26, 2023

Rusty Shaver

Being or the wanting to become a man whore.

Me; Hey jack, are you a rusty shaver?

Jack; Whats that?

Me; its a yes or no question.

Jack; Ok no.

Me; good. you are not a man whore.

by OzZyFaN227 May 20, 2011

rusty jungle

A worn out ginger vagina covered in pubes and infested with living creatures such as crabs (lice)

Yo bruh, stay away from that bitch. She's got a straight up rusty jungle.

by John Doe jangles April 26, 2014

Rusty fishhook

An action of shoving your index finger into another's rectum forming a hook and then pulling down bringing them to their knees

I haven't been able to sit down since tod gave me that rusty fishhook last night

by KillTheGestapo August 06, 2017