Missouri ring of fire.

A Missouri ring of fire is when you are doing a girl doggie style and you stick a finger in her ass using icy hot as lube.

My ass is still on fire after my husband used icy hot as lube last night giving me a Missouri ring of fire.

by Jbd1973 May 18, 2023

Blind Ringing

When men buy a ring from a store without asking for they're ladies size, when they get home they try it on their lady and if it fits, then she's the correct one, if it's bigger then it'll be a lovely relationship with chances of being together forever but not 100% and if it's smaller then it's a total red flag and shouldn't be dated

X: she's the one for me

Y: Why is that?

X: The ring fucking fit.

Y: You mean blind ringing

by EclipseDemon May 21, 2023

23XI Racing

A NASCAR team owned by Denny "Dirty Dummy" Hamlin and Michael "Air" Jordan. Bubba Wallace & Tyler Reddick are their drivers. Bubba drives the number 23. Dr. Pepper McDonald's Toyota Camry and Tyler Reddick drives the number 45 Monster energy Nike Air Toyota Camry. They are obviously the most hated team in NASCAR because of bubba Wallace and Denny Hamlin are also the most hated NASCAR drivers period.

Friend 1: 23XI Racing is Good. That 45 is on fire and the 23 is good too!!
Friend 2: I don't like 23XI Racing here or there! I don't like them anywhere! They are the most hated team in all of NASCAR history. Because they cheat, their boss cheats, and they'd wreck everybody every weekend to win a race. dirty dummy hamlin shouldn't be owning that team anyway. He should be sitting at home being an idiot!! No wonder why Michael Jordan is so miserable because he's surrounded by idiots!!!

by WxjediKing94 May 31, 2023

R&Ring

(verb) tasks (or nothing) that best align with your values and inner peace, bringing you joy.

The traditional R&R is rest and recuperation. R&Ring can be any combination of R words that are synonyms for rest. Such as relaxing, rejuvenating, replenishing, relaxing, or recuperating.

I did some R&Ring after finishing my Graduate Degree. This consisted of creating a recipe book and reconnecting with what my body needs through working out.

After this long week of work, I will be R&Ring from Friday at 5pm-Monday morning!

by Roli3Poli3Oli3 June 6, 2023

Hodie Ring

Also spelled "hoatie ring," this is Wisconsin/Minnesota slang for a ring of men or boys who surround a victim and push or strike at him from all sides, either as a form of harassment all on its own or to keep the victim in place and in an isolated fistfight with one of their own who is also in the ring but not subject to the same pushing, tripping, preventing escape, etc. (No wonder this term comes from the same place that D&D and MST3K came from.)

Mick, Tony, Dave, Big Ed, and like five other guys all surrounded Poindexter in a hodie ring and kept him there until his glasses, his nose, and his spirit were all broken.

by Cmdre Vick Twenty June 27, 2023

oh-ring

A lovely "will you marry me?" jeweled band dat makes da proposed-to chick gasp and exclaim in surprise when it's presented to her.

Beautiful precious-stone-fitted finger-adornments aside, a simple rubber sealing-hoop for a piece of machinery might also qualify as an "oh-ring" if da owner of said device wasn't expecting you to supply said vital repair-part at a certain time.

by QuacksO July 26, 2023

sophie ring

best person on earth

i love sophie ring

by sophie xxxx August 8, 2023