To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.
Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...
by JBonesMcGee March 30, 2019
Get the punch the turtlemug. by Arkley June 19, 2022
Get the Punchingmug. by joechurro February 16, 2022
Get the Donkey Punchmug. A term often used by Australians, when you or someone else says you're punching it means you/they think your partner is better looking than you.
by showww July 31, 2023
Get the punchingmug. See dick punch.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
Get the Long Distance Dick Punchmug. by thatsecrect420 January 29, 2024
Get the Manchester Punchmug. Excessive and repeated donkey punching of Jennifer, prompting the clenching of the anus, constricting the male genitalia. Therefore causing the male to whip her with his donkey roll and yelling the word BATCHHHHH!!!
My friend Jen yelled batch after i donkey punched her and whiped her with my donkey roll..i responded by saying thats what i like to call a Jen-Batch-Punch....you BATCH!
by CBMVSM November 10, 2008
Get the Jen-batch-Punchmug.