post returnum depression

The feeling of depression when you return to work after a vacation trip

It's my first Monday back at work after 10 days in Florida. I've got severe post returnum depression

by Tibetanmastiff October 14, 2015

Post-binary

The term "non-binary" defines us as what we are not and the definitions of binary are specific to region and place.

"What gives me anxiety is the possibility that I would be required to wait for society to respect what comes after the gender binary. We so frequently absorb white supremacist violence that

"post-binary" is not available now and for some may not be experienced ever."

If we lived in a post-binary world- I may not want or need top surgery, but because this world sees in binary I yield my body to the general understanding of the masses

by BADTWST October 24, 2022

Post-Peg

The after or past tense of pegging.

“You attending the post-peg” - J.Ross

by OG Giggleshitter December 22, 2024

Post scrollaxing

Going comatose after the massive influx of information you experienced from checking all your social media apps.

Dave: Dude wtf r u?

Blake: Fuck bro idk! I was just checking my social media updates now i dont know what the fuck is going on!

Dave: ok chill man ive heard this before, your going through post scrollaxing. Stare at the wall for 15 minutes and you'll be fine. Then bring your ass to the stank lodge.

by kiosk fart October 15, 2016

Post digging

Sharing something on Facebook with the intention of a certain person seeing it (usually an insult)

I'm so sick of Michael post digging, everyone knows who he's targeting.

by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024

Post-neonatal drip

Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.

Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?

Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!

by Bong Juice May 15, 2023

Epic Post

A genre of social media posts (typically photos) defined by unique vantage points, colorful backgrounds, and legendary adventures. Usually presented in the form of an eye-catching Instagram photo.

Girl, that was such an Epic Post on Instagram of you in Bali -- where did you take that photo?!

by anonymous October 6, 2020