National post your crush day 

October 7th every year you post you spam your crush on your social media

oh shoot today is national post your crush day

National post your crush day by united states holiday October 6, 2019

soft post 

when you post something cute or sweet on insta or at 1:59am when you can’t stop telling your freshman year college roomie how much you love her because she let you do those last three jello shots

kaylie: “i’m so content rn, soft post”
E: “you’re cute, soft post”
kaylie: “i wuv u, soft post”

soft post by superduperkayl January 11, 2020

PTDS post traumatic down syndrome 

When you have sex with a down syndrome and can't live with yourself

I can't believe I slept with that downsy I have PTDS post traumatic down syndrome

PTDS post traumatic down syndrome by Mr giggles February 19, 2023

Slapping The Post Office

A eupherism for tripping on acid.

"Teneal's dad almost drove over some niggers, he must have been slapping the post office all night long"

Slapping The Post Office by MrsDrSeuss October 28, 2011

phantom post

This is a post on MySpace, LiveJournal, Facebook or any other such web-site where the owner of the account is unaware of the post being made under their name. It usually happens when friends find out passwords or such.

A friend got a rude post from your myspace account that you never sent... it was a phantom post.

phantom post by Cody Kahne December 27, 2005

Lamp-post 

- a bitch that has blonde hair that represents the bulb

- Something most people dont care about but is always around

- always covered in some sort of shit

-Ill treated so looks horrid

Lamp-post - Sketty blonde tramp that's got fucked up makeup

Lamp-post by DCthemakerofthelamppost June 17, 2011

whippin post

To take out ones aggressions on another

"Sometimes I feel like I been tied to the whippin post"

whippin post by Beat up January 4, 2009