mock penis

a huge clit that is so big it resembles a penis

elaine has a mock penis bro!

by knothecode August 5, 2006

penis surprise

When you're getting with a girl that you think is hot and has a nice rack. Then you reach into her pants, surprise, a penis.

"I'd like to take this to the next level RuPaul, you are a hottie" "ok, but check this out, penis surprise"

by nameisalreadytaken January 20, 2009

penis chamber

Slang word for penis pump, used in jest to refer to the thing as a death trap, similar to gas chamber.

Damn, I heard James done gone blow his dick off in the penis chamber.

by Wayne Nezanss June 18, 2009

Penis Enabler

A girl who provides blow jobs or hand jobs to a select guy she really has no intrest in. But doesnt want to offend him once he's whipped it out, so just goes along with it.

Friend #1: She is such a penis enabler.
Friend #2: No,She just felt bad once he already took it out.

by Trouble_gurl August 9, 2010

penis obligation

A situation to which a male must react in a particular way so as to preserve, exhibit, or confirm his heterosexual male status.

Girlfriend: That poor dwarf got kicked in the nuts by a chimpanzee wearing a karate uniform, and you laughed and cheered?? What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: Sorry; penis obligation.

by Daggoth T. Rothri August 25, 2010

Penis Fence

A person who sits on the proverbial "penis fence" is a feminine male who people often have debates about whether they are homosexual or not.

Bro, it's amazing that Scott has a wife and kid but yet has sat on the proverbial "penis fence" his entire life.

by 0987654321abc April 25, 2013

Penis Poster

One who frequently takes pictures of their penises and posts them on social networks

e.g

"That new kid in school is a total penis poster"

by RandomUsername May 20, 2014