Jacob Curtsinger

A hot single male looking to mingle with the neighbors mom
Dude you’re acting like a Jacob curtsinger, you gotta stop
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Jacob sezonenko

The most sexiest person to ever step foot on this planet.
He knows how to make you laugh during a tough time in your life.
You know Jacob sezonenko?
That cute one?

Yeah that one!
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Julia Jacob

Within the vast tapestry of humanity, a seemingly unremarkable soul resides, bearing neither extraordinary gifts nor striking countenance. At times, their demeanor may be marred by unkindness or impatience. Devoid of distinctive allure, their presence drifts across the landscape of life like a solitary wanderer, inviting neither deep inquiry nor warm embrace. Thank you for your discernment....LOVES MEMES
Omg she is such a Julia Jacob
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Jacob Athens

Someone who simps for anime girls and runs a stupid podcast.
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Jacob Crooks

Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time

Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals

Nosey rosey

Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
Jacob Crooks you sicken me
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Someone who is violently Zimbabwe flicker felching to Duke Dennis without a license while roleplaying Choo Choo Charles and Shin sonic.
"Oh that's Jayden but be careful, some people call him a Lil Jacob Choo Choo Charles Chungus Beanz."
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Jacob gifford

Fat Lookin kid that likes glitches on black ops 3 and loves saying the N word and is probably heterosexual for an anime body pillow
Jesus you actin like a big Jacob Gifford
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