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Cuck Beer Float

After the cuck's partner gets creampied by the bull (a third more dominant partner in a relationship who typically has sex with the hotwife) the partner proceeds to drool the cum over a cup of root beer for the cuck to drink.

This is an expression of dominance and humiliation over the cuckold.
Ex1. After my wife fucked her bull, she made me drink a Cuck Beer Float.

Ex2.
Bull- "Hey pathetic cuck, we made you your favorite dessert. Cuck Beer Float."

Cuck- "Oh yay, thank you wife and bull! Can I stay up past 9pm tonight?"
Bull- "Only if you drink seconds!"
by John_Rus January 10, 2021
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beer-shaming

Shaming people for drinking beer

A sad attempt to flip the narrative by Boomer Daily Wire contributor DC McAllister
"Question: How is beer-shaming any different than slut-shaming?" - DC McAllister
"Well one is about beer McAllister...one is about beer "
by BrokenHeartedLiberal September 29, 2018
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Will Beere-ed

To be Will Beere-ed is to be hilariously tricked. Those who are Will Beere-ed are sexy, tall, strong, but also not the smartest.
Anton: You got Will Beere-ed
Kaden: Oh shoot you're right :(
by itscameron September 13, 2022
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Beer bombers

A manly outdoor game that requires beer, empty beer bottles, frisbees, beer, and two lengths of rope.
I got a real hankerin to settle this over a round of beer bombers!
by dobber519 January 11, 2011
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Beer

That redneck’s best friend is his beer.
by Swag-o-Cato January 9, 2018
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hotdogging a beer

when you attempt to shot gun a beer and you can’t pop the tab and the liquid sprays everywhere and dribbles down your chin. it usually ends up being an ordeal that takes longer than just chugging it.
damn it, billy’s hotdogging a beer again.
by marinara.mouth March 19, 2023
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Beer shit

If one has ever drank beer, a very unpleasant aftermath will likely be realised: the "beer shits." This is when we urgently need to relieve ourselves of watery, smelly feces after a night of beer drinking.

This phenomenon affects both heavy and light drinkers and usually hits us 1-2 hours after waking up from a night of drinking. It's widely believed that all beer can cause beer shits, but the severity of the experience depends on how much and what kind of beer we drank. To measure this, some people use the equation "bs=b-q," where "bs" is the severity of the beer shit, "b" is the amount of beer we consumed (up to 6 hours maximum), and "q" is the quality of the beer, measured in local currency units The higher the "bs," the worse the beer shit.

However, this equation is not to be taken too seriously because most people agree that beer shits are always worse if Budweiser is involved. The pain of waiting to unload a beer shit is considered one of the most excruciating experiences, even more so than some of the most brutal medieval torture methods (although this may only apply to the most severe cases). It's the kind of situation where even the most macho male students will run out of the classroom and into the bathroom, ignoring the fact that their actions will cause later humiliation.

Despite the many negative effects of beer on our bodies, the worst side effect is undoubtedly the beer shits.
Person A: Beer is abhorrent shit to drink in my opinion.
Person B: why the fuck would you drink your beer shit?
by thisisdemoralizing37 February 26, 2023
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