beer buds

Originated as a misspelling of "ear buds". Similar to beer goggles, except for your ears. When you listen to something that sounds awful while sober but sounds great while drunk.

"Dude, did you hear the new Nickelback album? It's fucking off the CHAIN!"
"Yeah, you have your beer buds on."

by ArtisOracle March 12, 2013

Crotch Beer

1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.

2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.

1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."

2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."

by phroot February 3, 2014

cyber beer chug

You record yourself chugging a beer and nominate three other people to do the same. You tag them in your FB status (serves as the invite) the people you tag must do the same.

cyber beer chug

I was tagged in Erica's video upload of her chugging a beer. She would say something like "I would like to thank Alyssa (girl she was invited by) for the nomination and I am looking forward to seeing this chain continue. I nominate: (tag three friends) .... Good luck my friends and cheers!!

cyber beer Chug

by Student- Social Media Major March 7, 2014

beer swamp kiss

verb: beer swamp kiss; 3rd person present: beer swamp kisses; past tense: beer swamp kissed; past participle: beer swamp kissed; gerund or present participle: beer swamp kissing
1.
touch with beer moistened lips by two or more Oklahoma born men as a sign of love, sexual desire, reverence, greeting, or freight train locomotion; usually causing a sweet and innocent, unsuspecting, angelic female Indiana resident, the rising of a "lady boner"

"Tucker beer swamp kissed Fuller on his taint, causing Jessica a lady boner."

by Blake Phil D. Basket Griffin March 17, 2014

Beer muffs

When you're drunk and find yourself dancing to top 40 songs that you normally hate. Similar to concept of beer goggles

Miley Cyrus sounds a lot better after a couple of drinks, when you have beer muffs

by Marza305 April 21, 2014

Beer Sponge

1) A person (most likely female) that drinks all of a fraternities alcohol. 2) a badass because they have to drink ALL the alcohol to get sufficiently tipsy.

Look at Lucky over there, she just drank all their handles of McCormick Vodka, she is such a beer sponge.

by SLLAPPIT April 16, 2014

beer skivvy

the consumption of enough beer to enhance the drinkers ability to withstand low temperatures at outdoor gatherings regardless of the appropriateness of the clothing being worn at the time.

You attend a lunch time BBQ wearing your shorts and a singlet in the heat of the day, you then drink until early hours of the morning the following day still wearing only the shorts and singlet (plus possibly with a newly formed hat made from an empty carton of beer) and your are feeling so very comfortable and warm wearing your beer skivvy even though it is now 15 degrees colder.

by jtifal April 27, 2014