A "Taylor Tree" is a rare species of tree that only sprouts in the presence of a female athlete who has an aversion to sour cream. Instead of leaves, it has tiny sports bras hanging from its branches and its fruit are naturally flavored protein shakes. Touching the trunk magically improves your sports game, but only if you've loudly declared your disdain for sour cream within the last 24 hours.
“ After Jenny, who detested sour cream and was known for her fierce competitiveness, planted the mysterious seed, she couldn't believe her eyes when a Taylor Tree sprouted, complete with tiny sports bras and trophies hanging from its branches.”
“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”
“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”
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Get the Bush Tree mug.A British live-action/CGI television series which has been shown on BBC and CBeebies in the UK and Universal Kids and NBC in the USA.
by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022
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Get the Cut you down like a tree mug.December Tree is a metaphorical name that represents love and growth.
December, in this use, is a metaphorical word for love, being the month which many celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, the embodiment of love.
Tree is the symbol for growth, strength, and unity.
When you combine these two ideas, you have a group of people who are dedicated to love, who grow together, are unified, and strengthened through love.
December, in this use, is a metaphorical word for love, being the month which many celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, the embodiment of love.
Tree is the symbol for growth, strength, and unity.
When you combine these two ideas, you have a group of people who are dedicated to love, who grow together, are unified, and strengthened through love.
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Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
Get the Only trees should wear wood mug.the art of playing disc golf while under the influence of ghanja. Usually leads to mass amounts of trees around the course to be hit by an astray disc. You can tell if a player around you is playing this way if:
1. 50% of disc golfers do anyways...good guess
2. If a player waits for you to pass despite the clear distance he has on you between holes.
3. He is looking for his disk *every hole*
4. If the player is really chill despite sucking ass on that particular day.
5. You smell it on him
1. 50% of disc golfers do anyways...good guess
2. If a player waits for you to pass despite the clear distance he has on you between holes.
3. He is looking for his disk *every hole*
4. If the player is really chill despite sucking ass on that particular day.
5. You smell it on him
That guy sucks ass. He's most likely smokin trees while tokin trees" "why else would you come out here?
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