Listen it could be the other definitions on here but for MY purposes it’s just a teasing term for an aunt, mom, sister even, grandma, or whatever lady in your life that angles the photo above their head to get that *pose* for Facebook to post an update of “Christmas cookies with the family 💕💕💕💕” or “just got my hair done with these girls!!!! They don’t seem too excited... lol”. Yah know, just good old moms on Facebook being moms on Facebook. Not too complicated.
When it’s thanksgiving and your mom somehow angles it with the *pose* with both her smiling and you’re in the background lookin the worst you’ve ever looked slaving over a bowl of mashed potatoes and then she captions it with something like “Working hard lol”. That’s MY version of a Facebook mom
by Yo ma m a December 8, 2019
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Get the pig mom mug.stupid come back teenagers use to sound "cool" usually said to be funny; create laughter. sometimes associated with sex
by angelaa... March 19, 2008
Get the your mom! mug.When someone says a question that you feel completely uncomfortable answering. An excuse to something.
John: So what did you get on the English final?
Smith: Your mom.
Matt: Why did you not show up last night?
Edward: I was too busy with your mom.
Smith: Your mom.
Matt: Why did you not show up last night?
Edward: I was too busy with your mom.
by Dan Esposito December 28, 2005
Get the your mom mug.A brainless reply to almost any question that is only used by retards/losers/posers/people who think that they're cool.
Also see 'your face'.
Also see 'your face'.
by Parasitic January 3, 2008
Get the Your mom mug.A woman who on a routine trip to the neighborhood 7-11 to get a bag of Funyuns and a delicious Blue Slurpee keels over in the pains of labor with only an Arabian fellow who strangely resembles Apu from The Simpsons to assist in the delivery of the bundle of joy.
"Hey Apu! I just slipped and hurt my back in aisle 3!"
"Oh, I'm sorry about that. I forgot to clean up after that Slurpee Mom from this afternoon."
"Awww gross! I have afterbirth all over my new pants!"
"Oh, I'm sorry about that. I forgot to clean up after that Slurpee Mom from this afternoon."
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by Harold N. Kumar January 12, 2009
Get the Slurpee Mom mug.A delicious yellow thingy which you ussualy just play with it and make silly faces, but it is moms spaghetti
And you already know this is a joke and added by some 12 year old who just ate moms spaghetti and likes eminem which what i just said isnt true...Probably
And you already know this is a joke and added by some 12 year old who just ate moms spaghetti and likes eminem which what i just said isnt true...Probably
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
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