Max

A child who is smart, even though he says otherwise. Sometimes cannot take a joke and has slight anger issues. He can overreact to things.

"Jeez Max, calm down!"

by yeeeeeeeeeeeę January 11, 2022

Real Max

To be a vey gay person

That kid is a real max.

by Your Lord and SaviorJesus December 13, 2017

Max

The most amazing guy ever. He is strong and fast. He is the best at every sport and has an iq of 200. Max is also the most popular. He is also very nice.

Person 1: Who’s Max?
Person 2: Mr. Perfect

by anonymous March 21, 2025

Max melting

when you slowly grow more and more chins

"wow shes got three chins she must be max melting for ages"

by big black bum destroyer July 27, 2025

max middleton

A person who always goes for the sloppy seconds

Yo she just broke up with her boyfriend im gonna pull a max middleton and get some!

by max middleton May 26, 2018

max

max is a man with a super huge and enormous and gerthy penis.

super hot man: i’m gay and i want maxs penis
max: i know

by astro has balls March 6, 2022

Shmeeze Maxing

To Shmeeze Max or Have Max Shmeeze is almost like the feeling that you receive from tappin Noah’s Schlart and retrieving grub wit gang’nem onna fridge evening.

Oh this guys definitely shmeeze maxing

by anonymous February 27, 2025