Melon Jack

When a lonely white man fucks a watermelon in place of a partner.

Get away from my cantaloupe you god damn melon jacker.

by Tiamane September 11, 2022

jack whacking

Eating ice cream on a hot day with no shirt on

I can’t wait to do some jack whacking with Billy at the custard stand later.

by Billbrasky7777 April 26, 2022

Jack Merridew

Coolest badass girl on the island in LOTF (Piggy is a pile of shit who deserved the harassment). Proves that killing a pig is the coolest shit ever!!

Jack Merridew should use an electric scooter to kill a dumbfuck called "Piggy" who has ass-mar and acts like a 2 y/o bitchead.

by Knmagor September 26, 2022

John Jacking

To tell people how to be a man while taking things into your own anus.

The suspicious dude may be john jacking you.

by pornstitute January 19, 2022

Jack-effect

when your boyfriend named Jack cheats on you and suddenly every bad thing that happens is his doing

OMG i failed my chem test!! it must be the Jack-effect

by Poopypants555 May 13, 2022

Jack-effect

the jack effect is when a man cheats or does anything terrible in a relationship. the jack effect is the epitome of all problems in the world. shoutout to the jacks

omg i just failed my chem test! it must be the jack-effect >:(
my boyfriend cheated on me!! fuck the jack-effect!!

by Poopypants555 May 13, 2022

Jack Poppy

When you take your under age son to a massage parlor for a happy ending.

I'm taking my 15 year old boy, for his first Jack Poppy, at Mei Ling's Massage Parlor. The Mama San there has a great selection of girls that are the best at giving happy endings.

by Lou Kong May 20, 2022