When a douche bag wrecks your joke to try to levitate himself as the golden child by snitching to the boss
by Charlie K. July 28, 2021
Get the Scott Blocked mug.by 30 blxk Jay August 12, 2021
Get the 30 block mug.To prevent someone or yourself from preforming any acts sexually with someone of the same or opposite sex, purposeful or otherwise.
Some random woman started flirting with me at the bar, even though I'm happy married. I decided to Cock Block myself to prevent further action.
by JustLeaveMeAlone August 21, 2021
Get the Cock Block mug.Cop Block (or copblock) ©® is a thing which blocks your vision, as like the thing which undermines a criminal's vision is a cop; and also, an individual, group or other person, place, thing, event or idea which runs interference with police, while one or more gets away.
The PD cop block (or copblock) everything I do so I have to send a cop block (or copblock) to run interference.
by Howard W. Moore, 3rd August 27, 2021
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by Dr dre July 1, 2021
Get the Blockes mug.When you put your baby down at 7 pm and she cries uncontrollably when you leave the house to work out until your spouse calls for you to return.
"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"
"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"
by Lauraisjane February 2, 2013
Get the Jock Block mug.A situation in the board game Puerto Rico, when during the Captain Phase of the game, a player opts to ship his goods in such a way as to prevent another player from having access to one of the three allotted ships.
John: "I could ship my tobacco on the ship already containing tobacco, but instead I choose to place my one corn on the large ship so that you can't get any points."
Mary: "Oh man, you are such a dock block!"
Mary: "Oh man, you are such a dock block!"
by LlordLlama October 16, 2012
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