Egg wash

When you jack off on someone's face when they are sleeping and then toss breadcrumbs in their face.

My boyfriend is making schnitzel tonight. I hope the egg wash tastes better this time.

by Iris Long January 28, 2020

Egg nog

The reason Christmas is enjoyed (other than presents). The original recipe was Norfolk origin from the strong ale called nog.

egg nog is life

by LongJohnJohn October 16, 2020

egg

The shape of your head.

"Hey, egg!"

by Some random dude :D August 28, 2025

Mexican egg

the mexican egg is a fruit also known as avocado

She whipped up a Mexican egg and made guacamole

by MikkiB1673 December 31, 2019

Egg

Egg is the famous wordwide icon that got the most likes on instagram surpassing Kylie Jenner
Good job Egg,
We are proud of you

Guy 1: YO ISNT THAT THE FAMOUS EGG IN YOUR FRIDGE
Guy 2: Yes it is

by SimplyEgg January 19, 2019

Egg

Vyrsa

Vyrsa is an egg

by deterraleon November 13, 2023

Thunder - egg

A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.

I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.

by DOGMAD June 28, 2018