car drunk

When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.

Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!

by tblazertn June 14, 2016

Gold drunk

When one is so drunk they lose all concepts of reality thinking they are in fact a golden god.

What happened last nice Alex was running in the street screaming "I'm a golden God!" at people. He up and got gold drunk

by Golddrunk December 16, 2016

lovey drunk

a person who tries to hug you when they're shit-faced and faceplants

My sister is such a lovey drunk.

by Maddie0223 February 21, 2017

bunny drunk

Describes a subject who has drink a bunch of double Tradicional tequilas over the day, and who presentes symptoms such as red nose and cheeks and unavailability to talk clear.

Here we go again, Marcus just asked for his fifth double Tradicional, he is getting bunny drunk 🐰... again.

by Mushu March 5, 2017

Syrup drunk

Having too much codiene or syrup from maple syrup or a Shirley temple. You may start acting like a total idiot.

I'm so syrup drunk right now, I think you're going to have to drive.

by Evanchiladas March 13, 2017

Yoda Drunk

When you've reached such an incredible level of drunk you start speaking like Yoda from Star Wars.

"Dude? I think Josh has reached Yoda Drunk, he just said "drink, I must get"

by Frissiw April 7, 2017

buzzed drunk high

Your fucked

Natasha vickers is fucked

She will die
She is buzzed Drunk high

by Laura halpin April 10, 2017