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Watermelon Fucker

a Watermelon Fucker is a dude who well.. Puts a hole in a watermelon and fucks it. These type of people are actually not that common and are mostly used in Packing ( another way for saying Argument ) and just calling someone a name in general.
1: Ewwwwwwww you are such a watermelon fucker
2: No im not!
1: Yes you are!
by Α May 18, 2023
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teacher fucker

A person who fucks her teacher to get a better grade
by RatmanINC. February 20, 2024
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MOTHER FUCKER

Kyle shepherd is a mother fucker. His favorite women are ones that have kids or he knows he can get knocked up.
by Motherfuckerswife January 25, 2019
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The kentucky fried chicken fucker

Instead of masturbating like a normal person. This person is obsessed with fucking KFC Chicken. Just the smell of chicken makes them go crazy. Even the thought of colonel Sanders makes them think of nutting into some gooey KFC gravy.
James is known as the kentucky fried chicken fucker because he likes KFC a little more than most
by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022
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sandwich fucker

A man, commonly named Logan, who fucks sandwiches
Hi Logan do you fuck sandwiches? Yeah, I'm a sandwich fucker.
by John Glance November 1, 2025
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fucking fuckers

fucking fuckers mug and neck gaiter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by fineti October 19, 2021
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Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
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