by Who_shall_be named October 6, 2020

Possessing the ability to not shit your brains after eating Chipotle, Taco Bell, (insert chain Mexican restaurant here), etc.
by 21216921 January 24, 2017

When someone gets to turned on or hard for that poop hole lol and there personality can drastically change to a obsessed freak of asshole such as there heart beating loudly and sweating perfusely
Dude Jason Quist of Libertyville Illinois is a total Asshole Freak I don't think I'll be going to the dance with Shrek Jason Quist
by Normal Guys November 20, 2019

a type of religious person who doesn't stop whining because you don't believe the same religion as them. follows you in public to show you their "sky daddy". harasses people for being LGBTQ+
DAMN MAN! did you see that annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god earlier? he was following me to try to "pray the gay away". he said stuff like "Adam and eve, not Adam and Steve"
by bootleg_retard October 8, 2023

Jane: I hate bullys
Will: yeah that's why there are conditioned assholes like me who give them a taste of their own medicine
Will: yeah that's why there are conditioned assholes like me who give them a taste of their own medicine
by Siknedevum January 30, 2020

If it's short and makes you sound like a smart ass, then you're an asshole.
This also applies to terms that point out the fucking obvious, regardless of weather or not it's does anything for the conversation/question.
This also applies to terms that point out the fucking obvious, regardless of weather or not it's does anything for the conversation/question.
Can anyone tell me how to properly cook vegetables? PLEASE don't use any asshole terms.
Look it up on Google.
Look it up on Google.
by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018

When you eat normal food and then shit blood the next day, blaming it on someones cooking from the night before but really you just have the bowel of a 103 year old geriatric.
Last night I ate a some mashed potato and today I haven't stopped shitting blood, I must have a bad case of Cleetys's Asshole.
by RockLicka September 8, 2020
