Uncle Alex

Someone (usually middle-aged, white, and male), who acts creepily and suggestively towards others (often significantly younger, sometimes minors). Basically another name for the stereotypical creepy uncle.

Woah, slow down uncle Alex!

by pseudonymbicile September 22, 2025

Alex

To alex means to drop a lit Jonko in a ashtray.

You need to be an idiot to alex

Dude he totally did an alex

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Aidan and Alex

Best friends you'll ever meet. They are cool and cracks jokes at his own expense while making fun of and vice versa.

Once their together it impossible to separate them.

Person 1: who's those people

Person 2: oh it Aidan and Alex their chill.

by Oh hummus September 30, 2019

Alex Millard

The guy you have a one night stand with

Oh yes I have Already met Alex Millard

by TheTrueJohnDoe March 16, 2022

captian alex

The Leader of the secret commando.
He gets killed in the begining of WHO killed captian alex
He is Good friends with dotty and pommez
And he is ugandan

Me: ohhh shit is that captian alex did he not die
Friend: no he still lives on in My hearth

by Pommez March 19, 2018

Alex

One specific Alex from Vancouver has the worlds largest penis, every woman who has ever seen him has instantly creamed their pants, even the female doctor who delivered him. Many think he is the next Christ but that is an insult to the greatness that is Alex. He can fly, and when he orgasms his sperms shoot directly into the ovaries and impregnate all the eggs at once and his lover detonates with pleasure.

I’m alex

by Scarlett Johansen November 23, 2021

Alex mercer

An overall stupid dumb mother fucker, really annoying and acts likes he's above everyone else. Thinks he's some amazing person but is just not, fucks with girls because he's a prick.

Man 1 "oh you may not understand I do have a higher iq than you anyway"
Man 2 "shut the fuck up Alex mercer"

by imalwaysright112233 October 29, 2021