for real with you

Person 1: I'm gonna be for real with you I wanna eat the booty like groceries
Person 2: Bro you know we're only 3 days into December chill out

by Updated Magic December 3, 2018

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You better!

Like a threat or warning with the sense of advice, meaning if you don’t do smth there’ll be consequences or you’ll just fuck up

- I’ve got a new haircut.
- That’s fucking hot!
- Now I have to learn how to style it..
- You better!

- I bought a new dress but forgot to take a photo. I’ll take a few for you later.
- You better!

by kudryaaa October 20, 2018

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Fountain Of You

When a man is taking a shit and pisses in his own face

Greg had morning wood and accidentally gave himself a fountain of you

by TonyP113 July 13, 2018

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Hym "But you did! It's probably better not to because it would totally discredit your position hahahahaha! That's hilarious. Hey, I wouldn't want to be associated with me either. (Which is why I omitted some names in my original draft) but, hey, I am clearly doing a great job over here. I tend to do that from time to time. Lemme just reach over here and give myself a little pat on the ol' backarooney *pat* *pat* *pat* Good job me!"

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

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You Chink

When you do something so utterly stupid in the carpentry while knowing your doing it.
Or if your doing good work then someone says with the “looks good from my house” mindset says the job is finished when it’s not

Castle: AH shit, i cut this board 2 inches too long.
Me: Castle, You Chink, Can’t even cut shit properly.

by HelpMePleaseILostMyTvRemote March 15, 2022

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