Walking Taco

The act of rubbing the tip of a man’s penis in a bag of Doritos, coating it in the nacho cheese dust. He then sprinkles an assortment of shredded cheese, lettuce, salsa, and ground beef, creating an inviting snack for a woman to lick off.

Last Tuesday was fiesta night so I gave Caylie a walking taco.

by Fire_engine_red March 9, 2024

Forest Walking

This is a term used by dimwitted urbanites I've spoken with to describe the activity most people call "hiking ".

Tony : Me and my girl went camping up to the mountains the past weekend camping for 2 days

AJ: Did you guys do any forest walking?
Tony: ahhh, do you mean hiking? If so then yes.
AJ : oh yeah, I think that's what it's called!
Tony: yeah, it is. DUMBASS

by TVCAR112 March 27, 2024

Goon Walk

Masturbating into the underwear that you are wearing while watching porn and then moon-walking away from the scene of the crime like Michael Jackson.

"His seed sewn warmly into his own garments, he executed a perfect goon walk away from the computer screen."

by Old Henry November 10, 2025

walk of shame

The walk someone makes on their way to clean themselves up from jacking off into their pants.

“Man, I had to make the walk of shame all the way home because I choked the chicken in class.”

by handsoffmyspuds September 15, 2021

I walk to school both ways

Used usually by Asian parents, trying to show their children how hard it was for them, and also defining the laws of physics where they will also say “When I was your age, physics wasn’t invented yet.”

“You kids have it so easyyy I walk to school both ways, uphill, one one foot, my other one was starting a business.” -Steven’s Dad

by I walk to school both ways March 14, 2022

Walking Moral

Someone who is a good role model and doesn't do anything that can get them in trouble. Usually succeeds in school. Is a positive example to people. Just all around goody-two shoes.

Admirer: Look at her-- she is such a walking moral. She's always doing good and gets good grades in her schoolwork.

Hater:NERD LOLOL.

by ACityAftrUs October 16, 2009

walk in ace

Means the test or assignment was easy.

A: How did you do on the test?
B: Walk in ace.

by BasedBrahmin69420 December 12, 2022