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Max

Max is an absolute Gigachad, he gets all the bitches and a absolute ginormous penis, Max is simpally the best boyfriend and or friend. he is always the person everybody talks about when he's not around, and don't even mention how cute he is, he's honestly the kindest and most caring, he can take a joke and girls always want to smash him, but he is a very genuine person very talkative, generous, loving, loyal and just a God in general.
Did you hear about max? "yeah he's an absolute Gigachad With The biggest penis know to man kind, he gets all the bitches".
by suger daddy max November 23, 2021
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Max's Law

the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.
"Fuck the doorknob pulled my damn earphones out! God Damn Max's Law!"
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MAX

Max is a Greek name meaning "Large Penis". He is definitely the most unique and incredible person in this world. He has the biggest heart and no one can deny his extraordinary and hilarious personality. He has a way with making people feel so special. Granted, he makes a lot of mistakes, mistakes that could be completely avoided, but he handles them with such grace and learns from them quickly. His strength shines through everyday and its extremely hard to block him out of your life once he's in it. Max is just Max. You have to love him, or hate him.
Wow, I wish I was more like Max, he's very amazing!
by Mariana23 August 6, 2019
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Max

ax is the type of Pearson who has No life Fake friends and a Whole bunch of hamsters dead or alive.

Girl 1: Omg he’s so weird

Girl 2: He stinks so much ewww

He could be considered dangerous and a gay terrorist but You will see him next to school gates been noncey and he eats a nonce sandwitch.WARNING: If you see him runn

Max is all Above
Max’s house usually consists of big pink dildos,bed,tissues,hand sanitiser and 2 metal poles,sometimes strippers (ugly ones)
by User199273799901173 October 15, 2020
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Max H

by kirilg April 6, 2022
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Max

Max is a very horny guy with a cock that is 2 inches when hard thinks he gets all the ladies but reallly doesn’t has the worst taste in girls and might aswell be a ponce
Max is a ponce
by anonymous December 9, 2021
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Anita Max Wynn

|"this is my alter ego, anita max wynn"
by lynnhhaahahshhaha January 1, 2024
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