Happy Duck

When your dick gets hard and it is like when you see a duck and you want to touch it in public.

Oh god I have a happy duck

by Manilikemusic November 30, 2020

hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s cool

Some drunk who always thinks he’s Connor

Mcgregor when he has a couple drinks and is most likely to end up on a t shirt if he got in a fight

A example of a unsuccessful night is when you say “hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s cool”

by hehe do ur like ducked go I it November 05, 2022

Duck cheese

Slang for smegma: the secretion of a sebaceous gland
specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora

After going three days without a bath, Charlie had a buildup of duck cheese on the head of his penis.

by The Yan Man December 02, 2021

Ducking dick

To deep throat your partners penis

Adam was very much enjoying his receiving ducking dick

by Pro393828 June 01, 2022

musty duck

When chowing vagina, the female scoots up slowly from vag to ass leaving a female duck butter from your nose to your chin

Chad was eating out his girlfriend and she gave him a musty duck.

by Bran November 26, 2017

Flub the Duck

The act of self gratification by palming the shaft or in the female version to flick the bean.

Also the act of screwing up an action.

DUDE! I swear to God I flubbed the duck so hard last night I almost ripped it out!

So...I flub the duck twice a day

Uh oh...I flubbed the duck somehow...forgot to tell my wife that the condom broke.

by The Tofu of Drems July 25, 2014

shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum

It means “to push something large through a small hole or entrance that can be very painful or difficult to get rid of”.

(Feeling constipated)
“Man, I’m gonna be shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum if don’t poop soon”.

by Miltalie November 17, 2023