Tom jolley

A fat prick who eats a box of krave every day and can't run 10 yards without being out of breath.
He climbs half way up scaffolding and pisses himself when he is shit scared.
How ever he could kick the shit out of anyone and loves to bear hug people.
He also looks like Chet out of the belko experiment.

That Tom jolley cunt
Tom jolley meaning fat

by Thomas jolley February 17, 2020

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Tom

He is the all knowing god of the universe, only use this with caution!

Person: hey what religion do you follow?
Jill: i praise and worship the only true god on this mortal plane, Tom

by Cookiemonster3107 September 30, 2021

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Tom

Tom is a really kind hearted guy, he loves video games, books and sports. Most of the people would call him a nerd and an awkard person but deep inside he's just a lost soul seeking for love and mutual respect. Tom's favourite activity is cuddling, especially with Julias, those two really get along. Please give Toms a try, they're funny, enjoyable and devoured, its really hard not to get anything from a Tom once you're in his heart.

AtK : 90
DF : 99 (-98 when with a julia)
Spd : 70

Awww look at those two hugging, they're probably named Tom and Julia

by Zomeone101 November 22, 2021

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Tom Brady

An individual that pwns everybody else that is considered his peer. He will often wreck your win streak in whatever game you play, regardless of the quality of the team he's on. Most individuals like this often marry a 9 or a 10 on the female scale.

Jay: NoobMaster69 just ended my 10-game winstreak in COD, but he had level 1 n00bs on his team.

Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady

by Isaac Taylor July 26, 2019

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