Sam Altman

He said A.I. is kind of shit

Hym "You're NOT kind of shit Sam Altman... You're entirely shit! Retarded bitch. Hey, you know why it doesn't work better? Well, if you used my shit, I do. If you didn't use my shit... Then, yeah, I have no idea. I don't know. It probably has something to do with the fact that it was made by a retarded bitch."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024

Sam Foust

Likes to draw and hate school.

Sam Foust hates school very much.

by M_E_M_E_S May 13, 2018

sam

THE BEST PERSON EVAAAAAA

person 1: yeah he’s the best person eva
person 2: then his name HAS to be sam

by genna geev October 21, 2019

Sam Gustav

Sam Zanjani has the biggest dick in his whole school. It's not even human... Its a fucking beast. All girls wants him and Gustav Karlsson. Gustav also has the biggest dick in his school both Sam and Gustav can get any girl

Sam Gustav

by SixToez October 4, 2021

Sam

The most caring and loyal friend you'll ever have. Sam is someone you know you can always count on and he'll never judge you for anything. He's honest, strong, filled with optimism and has probably never done a terrible thing in his life. Sam will make you happy and put a smile on your face whenever you talk to him. He has big dreams for the future which he doesn't give up on and always makes it through hard times in his life. He also cares for everyone around him and is the most thoughtful person you will know, he's so handsome but will always need reassurance about it as he can be quite insecure so you need to make sure you're there as much for him as he is for you. If Sam is your friend you should be beyond grateful to have him in your life.

Person 1: "Woah you're friends with Sam?!"
Person 2: "Yeah I am :)"

by AnonymouslyMean January 1, 2024

Sam

Sam is someone that has a micro-penis ranging from about 1-3 in. Sam is always rawdogging his bros and is always in the dust.

Hey bro want to pull a Sam?

by Jo Hunninghake November 24, 2021

Sam

Sam, he's the most amazing the most perfect guy you will ever meet. He’s funny, charming...I have no words to really explain he’s the kind of guy that makes you happy to be alive he’s the kind of person you talk to your friends about 24/7 he’s the kind of person you dream about every night whenever you look at him you feel numb you feel like nobody else is around and your the only two people on earth everyone and everything is blurred out all you can see is him...his perfect smile his amazing laugh is perfect hair his beautiful eyes. Sams the kind of guy girls go crazy for the kind of guy you think isn’t even real the kind of guy that is above every other guy he’s just perfect in every single way.

Girl: Guys! Look at Sam over there :)
Friends: Ew...I don’t know why you even like him!
Girl:Because he’s perfect in every single way...he’s flawless to me and only me :)

by ~Perfection~ April 28, 2019