rusty trumpet

donald trump below the rust belt of america

damn our president is a good rusty trumpet.

by bentgenius July 27, 2017

Rusty Trumpet

What trump calls his dick.

"hey girl.....have you met Rusty Trumpet? "

"It takes a lot of talent to blow trump's rusty trumpet"

by rustytrumpetlover November 20, 2022

Rusty trumpet

A girl eat yo booty whole and tickle yo dick between the legs

“Damn bro that rusty trumpet was fire”
“You mean rusty trombone?”
“Shut the fuck up”

by Pepepoopoobitch September 02, 2019

Rusty Trio

consuming back-to-back-to-back shots of Rumplemintz, Jagermeister and Goldschlager

Wow, last night I took a rusty trio and I have been hungover for 24 hours!

by .boji June 01, 2011

Rusty Snorkle

Similar to the Golden Snorkle. This works better when someone has an upset stomach, one person wears a snorkle whist the other proceeds to hold the top of the snorkle to their anus, they then poo into the snorkle.

Kris: That rusty snorkle was horrible, I could taste what Nick had for breakfast.

Nick:I enjoyed it.

by Welshysloverusty April 23, 2012

Rusty Bussy

A straight or gay man who enjoys anal sex but refuses to clean it before the anal pounding.

My step brother enjoys the pegging I give him but refuses to clean before hand. He's my little rusty bussy.

by Rustytrombone23 January 12, 2025

rusty terminator

Getting tetanus from painal

During my stint in the county jail, my cell mate gave me a rusty terminator

by Walkoff December 19, 2015