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Homeless Suck-Off

1) This is that guy/gall who sits on a corner and offers blowjobs for cash.

2) The type of person to sit on a street corner pretending to be homeless, when they're not, to get money.

3) Some retard who dresses homeless and lets his/her hair grow out just to look homeless for a joke. These people are

often somehow even MORE retarded than the people above
1) "Dude, some gay faggot just offered to give me a blowjob!"

"Oh, so you finally met the local homeless suck-off, Uncle Schmunkle?"

2) "Dude, I just saw Uncle Schmunkle sitting on a street corner asking for money! What a homeless suck-off!"

3) "Bruh, Taylor is such a homeless suck-off. He looks homeless and makes jokes about being homeless. It's like, dude, we

get it, your not fucking funny, but you don't have to rub it in our faces. Get a fucking haircut and get a jacket that

doesn't have holes in it. Jesus fucking christ.
by BeanieBitch February 23, 2020
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Go Suck an Ass

Go Suck an Ass: similar to the phrase "go suck a dick," but worse. When you tell someone to "go suck an ass" It is THE WORST way you can yell at a tool who is pissing you off.
Julia G

He pissed me off, I told him to go suck an ass!

Boy: Send me a nude - Girl: Go suck an ass!
by Go Suck an Ass April 20, 2018
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Sucking the butter tub

Smoking Pot. Orinigally from using a bong made out of a tub of butter with holes on the sides. When smoking, it looks as if someone is sucking the air out of the tub.
Guy 1: So what did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was hanging out with these chicks and we were sucking the butter tub. We got so f*cked up.
by redhead91 March 11, 2010
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sucking dick for cookies

Jill is such a dope ho she is always sucking dick for cookies.
by fatjerr November 18, 2013
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Titty sucking machine

This is the nickname for all the fboys out there. You all have mother issues
by Babyface42069 October 31, 2019
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Suck My Ass

Gabi- Suck my ass!

Rafael- Bet.
by bumpy coochie November 4, 2018
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