Sloppy Magnum

When you exchange Skittles for a blowjob in the church carpark.

I was broke this week and really horny, but thankfully there were some Skittles under the seat in my PT Cruiser that I could exchange for a Sloppy Magnum at the Christ United Mission brick and mortar.

by FreshMuffinsss May 9, 2025

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Sloppy Joe

A blowjob from a guy called joe.

(Person): Hey joe, wanna give me a sloppy joe?
(Joe): Sure

by spindlyjim September 11, 2020

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Sloppy Yonk

The act of licking a guys taint (found behind the balls before the asshole ) in a slobbery, wet, and ostentatious way.

Me: “ girl things have been getting stale in the bedroom with my man so I gave him a sloppy yonk last night and he proposed!!”

Friend: “damn girl you needs teach me how to do THAT”

by Mbnmhc July 22, 2019

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Sloppy Dallas

When a girl sucks your dick with a mouthful of dip

Greg: So, I heard you went out with Debra yesterday. How'd it go?

Matt: Oh dude, she gave me a fucking Sloppy Dallas

by innereye October 15, 2020

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Hot and Sloppy

These 3 smalls words could go as anything. Adjective, verb, anything you want. For example....

1. I gave my homie a hot and sloppy
2. You hot and sloppy retarded piece of shit
3. Only the hottest and sloppiest hot and sloppys here
4. A hot dog and sloppy joe combined

by HotandSloppyMan February 19, 2019

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Sloppy Churro

A Sloppy Churro is the act of lathering your penis in melted butter, followed by a thorough coating of cinnamon sugar so that the penis appears like a delicious churro.

You Know What a Sloppy Churro is?
Yeah. My girlfriend has a hell of a sweet tooth if you know what I mean ;)

by The real John October 2, 2019

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