a new grammar rule: if you are talking to your "bros" you must add "dude" to the beginning of each statement
Acceptable Dude Rule Conversation
Bro 1: Dude I love Call of Duty.
Bro 2: Dude I know it is such a great waste of time.
Bro 1: Dude you are right.
Bro 2: Dude I'm totally not getting laid tonight.
Bro 1: Dude I love Call of Duty.
Bro 2: Dude I know it is such a great waste of time.
Bro 1: Dude you are right.
Bro 2: Dude I'm totally not getting laid tonight.
by yobrodudetotally March 7, 2010
Get the Dude Rulemug. A MTV show shown on monday nights where six 18-24 year olds ride around in a winny, follow clues, perform missions, and reach a handsome reward.
by Amy July 17, 2003
Get the road rulesmug. Similar to rule 34(literally means rule 3 sub 16)
3:16 A) If it exsists someone will find something wrong with it in the Bible.
3:16 B) If this rule is invoked you are required to say that you have invoked rule 3:16.
3:16 C) If you invoke rule 3:16 and you tell them that you invoked rule 3:16 you are not required to prove that the Bible says something against it.
3:16 D) You cannot invoke this rule when reffering to: Death, BDSM, Furries, or Killing. anything elese can be invoked upon.
3:16 E) this rule must be reffered to a "rule 3:16" it cannot be refered to as rule 3.16 or 3.16 or rule 3-16 or any combination of these (it can be reffered to as 3:16, 3 sub 16, 3 subsection 16 or the Bible rule).
3:16 F) Furries are not allowed to be invoked by rule 3:16 as stated by rule 3:16 D).
3:16 G) The rule may be invoke upon at anytime by God or his angels for any reason and He/them is not required to give a reason.
3:16 H) Hell cannopt speak out against this rule nor can a person say "to hell with rule 3:16" or any form of damning of this rule nor can a person say "forget 3:16" or any form os disavowing or encouraging the disavowing of this rule.
3:16 I) noone may condone the uninteligent use of this rule. (if you do not know what the rule means you cannot use it)
3:16 J) all parts of rule 3:16 cannot be changed edited or restated in any way.
3:16 A) If it exsists someone will find something wrong with it in the Bible.
3:16 B) If this rule is invoked you are required to say that you have invoked rule 3:16.
3:16 C) If you invoke rule 3:16 and you tell them that you invoked rule 3:16 you are not required to prove that the Bible says something against it.
3:16 D) You cannot invoke this rule when reffering to: Death, BDSM, Furries, or Killing. anything elese can be invoked upon.
3:16 E) this rule must be reffered to a "rule 3:16" it cannot be refered to as rule 3.16 or 3.16 or rule 3-16 or any combination of these (it can be reffered to as 3:16, 3 sub 16, 3 subsection 16 or the Bible rule).
3:16 F) Furries are not allowed to be invoked by rule 3:16 as stated by rule 3:16 D).
3:16 G) The rule may be invoke upon at anytime by God or his angels for any reason and He/them is not required to give a reason.
3:16 H) Hell cannopt speak out against this rule nor can a person say "to hell with rule 3:16" or any form of damning of this rule nor can a person say "forget 3:16" or any form os disavowing or encouraging the disavowing of this rule.
3:16 I) noone may condone the uninteligent use of this rule. (if you do not know what the rule means you cannot use it)
3:16 J) all parts of rule 3:16 cannot be changed edited or restated in any way.
by voldemort1 April 20, 2009
Get the rule 3:16mug. If you're between the age of 12-16, it is socially acceptable to be in a relationship with someone 2 years or so older or younger than you
by yoitsgavin May 12, 2013
Get the Two year rulemug. by Red Hair January 28, 2010
Get the Three Thrust Rulemug. In baseball circles, a term used to send a short texting. The rule signifies the unwillingness of a spectator/diehard fan to depart from a ballgame before its completion, irrespective of how many innings it may take to do so beyond the standard nine innings of the sport.
Origin of the term is not known, nor the reason for the selection of the number 18, except to simply note the length of two regular games. Potentially, extra innings can extend indefinitely past 18, but it's rare.
Origin of the term is not known, nor the reason for the selection of the number 18, except to simply note the length of two regular games. Potentially, extra innings can extend indefinitely past 18, but it's rare.
A text message by Friend #1 using "18 Innings" Rule:
"Game tonight? 18inn in effect."
Friend #2:
"Can't risk it. Long drive ahead early tomorrow morning... family vacation... but thanks anyway!"
Friend #3:
"I'm game. But will drive separately, just in case."
"Game tonight? 18inn in effect."
Friend #2:
"Can't risk it. Long drive ahead early tomorrow morning... family vacation... but thanks anyway!"
Friend #3:
"I'm game. But will drive separately, just in case."
by Kayrocker October 4, 2009
Get the "18 Innings" Rulemug. The Two Pump Rule has been created in honor of all those christians who feel guilty about having sex even if the guy just put his penis in once and then they felt bad and stopped. Do not worry my fellow christians, you did not have sex because a penis must be inserted into the vagina two times to have had sex. The head of the penis must totally be inside to count as a pump. If she is a virgin and you give only two pumps but break the hymen then well done, you have pooped her cherry without having sex with her.
Example 1:
Sally: I'm pregnant with your baby
John: Bitch, no your not
Sally: Your the only one I have has sex with
John: We didn't have sex, we didn't have sex because I got mines within two pumps
Sally: What?
John: Yeah bitch, "The Two Pump Rule", now get the fuck out my house cause I'm not the father.
Example 2:
Jack: Did you fuck my Wife!!!!!!
Matt: No
Matt: (thinking to himself)- I did not fuck her because I jacked off in the bathroom until I was almost about to cum and then went onto the bed and put it in her and ejaculated on the second pump...therefore I did not fuck her....thanks to The Two Pump Rule
Sally: I'm pregnant with your baby
John: Bitch, no your not
Sally: Your the only one I have has sex with
John: We didn't have sex, we didn't have sex because I got mines within two pumps
Sally: What?
John: Yeah bitch, "The Two Pump Rule", now get the fuck out my house cause I'm not the father.
Example 2:
Jack: Did you fuck my Wife!!!!!!
Matt: No
Matt: (thinking to himself)- I did not fuck her because I jacked off in the bathroom until I was almost about to cum and then went onto the bed and put it in her and ejaculated on the second pump...therefore I did not fuck her....thanks to The Two Pump Rule
by not a father July 18, 2010
Get the The Two Pump Rulemug.