Christmas Punch

Happening just one day a year, normally between the hours of 6 a.m. to 12 p.m., when your wife/girlfriend/roomate buys you the wrong sized:
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...

Normally followed by a Christmas Kick

(Grandpa): What's your problem Robert?
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!

by elementcubed November 21, 2010

Manitoba Punch

The Manitoba Punch is the friendly, northern cousin of the infamous Shocker. While the Shocker employs the index, middle finger and little finger, the Manitoba Punch uses just the thumb and little finger. The remaining three fingers are closed and apply a gentle “taint punch” to a willing participant.

Chris really surprised me on our trip to Phoenix when he gave me the ol’ Manitoba Punch!

by Sassy McButtercheese May 5, 2009

punch murder

to kill somebody using one's own fists; a brettastic method of putting the beat down on a rival rock-slinger.

white guy 1: did you hear what happened to Bill at the country club?
white guy 2: yeah, he didn't tip a Mexican, so that spic punch murdered his ass.
white guy 1: yeah Bill was never a good tipper.

black guy 1: yo that nigga be slingin' rocks on my corner.
black guy 2: son, punch murder his nidorous ass.

by bizzo July 16, 2008

Jen-batch-Punch

Excessive and repeated donkey punching of Jennifer, prompting the clenching of the anus, constricting the male genitalia. Therefore causing the male to whip her with his donkey roll and yelling the word BATCHHHHH!!!

My friend Jen yelled batch after i donkey punched her and whiped her with my donkey roll..i responded by saying thats what i like to call a Jen-Batch-Punch....you BATCH!

by CBMVSM November 10, 2008

captain punch

The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.

I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.

by xoyoungz November 19, 2007

Flubber punch

when a person uses their flubber to their advantage.

"i totally flubber punched steve yesterday"

by mombo555 April 4, 2009

Whore punch

A test for STD's not HIV/AIDS, a long q-tip looking thing is pushed up the hole at the tip of your penis and moved around, hurts alot, much like being punched in the stomach.

I banged a hooker, I have to go get whore punched now.

Jack-"Dude did you see that girl I slept with?"
James-"Yeah you might have something"
Jack-"NO, I don't wanna get whore punched to find out, I'd rather not know"

by Tyler J a February 23, 2009