Mother Goosing

When you shove a hard-boiled egg up your partners asshole and then eat it out.

Baby, have I'm a pro at mother goosing my partners.

by Tacohut June 6, 2021

Mother

Somebody who should love and care for you but most don't

My mother was supposed to come to my soccer game, but she was over at her Pilate instructor's house, again.

by flirtykeys May 15, 2025

mother fucker

Any asshole you don't want fucking your female relatives, e.g. your mother, sister, aunt, niece, cousin, grandma, pets, steps, brother, nephew, uncle, grandpa, best friend, any friend, possibly your enemy, the gas station attendant, the milkman, your doctor, the barber, the bar tender, your investment banker, the ATM outside your bank, the ATM inside the Walmart. the AI inside the Target, the local cops... oh, wait, the cops don't belong on this list.

My cousin Honey Boo Boo told me that her dad first boinked her mom then came after her. "What a mother fucker!" she said, as she came at him with a baseball bat. I love my cousin Honey Boo Boo.

by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022

Gay mothers

A mom taht dates another mom

gay moms r graat gay mothers

by UR MUM A BUM December 13, 2018

MILK (Mother I'd Like To Kill)

A MILK is a mother you'd like to kill.

Tom: Dude, that women is a total MILK!

Jon: What do you mean?
Tom: MILK (Mother I'd Like to KILL)!

Jon: What the hell?
Tom: You heard me.

by Stroff III and Dave sort of.. January 7, 2025

thoust mother

ur mom for realy fancy pepole (or epic pepole)

p1: hello bob the 3rd how are thine doing
p2: I'm doing thoust mother

by jnjnhyuasunhaer April 25, 2022

your biological mother

means 'your mum (mom)' but posh-er

person: your biological mother is so morbidly obese...
you: shut up

by Random Ghost :) February 5, 2024