My Coochie Be Stankin

an expression with multiple meanings but all of them refer to the state of being drunk.
1. Being drunk but not shit-faced.. Can still stand and talk with only slightly slurred speech. (see example for proper usage)
2. The condition of having a severe hangover from your coochie be stankin from the night before (see example for proper usage)
3. The antipatory mood of looking forward to your coochie stankin later that night. (see example for proper usage)
coined by Johnny Takoma

1. "I had one too many vodka tonics at Happy Hour, now my coochie be stankin bad."

2. "My coochie be stankin today from my coochie be stankin from last night at Happy Hour , now give me some tylenol!"

3. "My coochie be stankin for a cocktail right now. I can't wait to get off work and head down to happy hour to start the process of my coochie be stankin."

by Poonstankqua February 1, 2009

tickles my pickle

when something thoroughly satisfies your needs or desires

i love getting As on my tests. that shit really tickles my pickle

by mc3yee November 20, 2010

Hock my China

Verb: "To be a pest, especially by going on and on about something (usually with "don't" or other negation)." A trans-lingual Mondegreen of the Yiddish phrase "hak mir nisht keyn tshaynik" (lit: "don't rattle me a tea kettle") meaning, figuratively, to quit complaining or beating a point to death.

Listen, we're not going to Disneyland this Summer and that's final, so suck it up and don't hock my China about it.

Chad, what happens again when you hock my China?
I get yelled at?
Exactamundo! So, knock it off and go watch TV.

by Tin Hat Kippah November 12, 2020

My Back Hurts

A term used to politely decline an offer to preform an action.
Synonyms: “My back”

Luca: “wanna hang today?”
Brendan Verlaan: “My back hurts”

by Nikzral December 1, 2020

Run my shit

to do what needs to be done or to take care of business.

Person one: "What are you gunna do today?"
Person two: "I gotta run my shit, bitch."

by Dmoneykingca-ching May 27, 2010

blowin my shit

when someone says or does something that fucks your shit up and just messes with your flow/day/mind/ego, shit like that. they just blow your shit.

blowin my shit dude

by detroitt31 January 19, 2011

Fuck my pancakes

When someone ruins an opportunity for you. Destroying an otherwise fun time, wrecking your good mood.

(On the phone)
Juanito: So yeah baby, it was great seeing you last night.

Her: Yeah it really was. Maybe you can come over to my place tomorrow night?

Mom: Isaac! You left your shit-streaked boxers on the bathroom floor again!

Her: Then again, maybe not. I'm kinda busy tomorrow. (Click.)

Juanito: Mom! Why did you have to go fuck my pancakes like that?

by Nibi August 18, 2008