Ninja'd

the act of doing something successfully in a stealthy manner & when exiting the scene, you say "Ninja" in a spooky tone to rattle other people in the area who didn't realize wtf was going on.

Dude, you hella Ninja'd his oblivious dumb-ass!

Ninja'd by L0Lpants July 19, 2011

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ninja rape

ninja rape occurs when a person is suddenly in your personal space on your ass..

you turn around and someone is suddenly on your ass out of no where with no warning at all and the intent was not to scare you but to have a legitimate conversation or conduct some sort of business. hence ninja rape.

ninja rape by Cartera6 December 24, 2009

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VAG ninja

An invention by the Japanese during World War II. They were used to rape American and British women left at home by their boyfriends and husbands. None were ever caught because they would commit suicide if found, but most others were stealthy and got in and out in 2 minutes tops. Knew such moves as the "Ninja Star," "Way of the Warrior," and "Crotch in Tiger, Hide My Dragon." They are the exact opposite of Vag Pirates who were only in it for the booty.

Boy 1: Dude, I was doing Jen, and i came really fast... like 30 seconds.
Boy 2: Well, you are Japanese, you may be a Vag ninja.
Boy 1: Really? I wasn't trained or anything.
Boy 2: As long as it's in your blood, you're a Vag ninja.

Boy 1: Well, I did hear my parents have sex and they were done in 10 seconds...
Boy 2: That sucks. Small penis and you finish early...

VAG ninja by Ding Dong Bing Bong August 11, 2009

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majic ninja

Similar to fairies and pixies this fruity character is known to wear a bright pink jumpsuit with a matching puce sash strewn elegantly over their face. The majic ninja is known to hang out in bath houses and locker rooms.

Look out for the majic ninja man! He almost stabbed you with his meat dagger.

majic ninja by teh hatcher September 20, 2005