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Ninja is a complete idiot and is addicted to his games.
Do NOT subscribe to him or follow him at all costs
You will be bombarded with meaningless fortnite streams
Dude ninja is such a moron, don’t do anything with him
by The Dissnosaur December 1, 2018
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Ninja

Someone who always bans innocent people on fortnite for no reason and is known for his cringe after getting ligma
I killed ninja and I’ll get banned from fortnite
by Fortnitekid1234567 December 9, 2018
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arkansas ninja rape

When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it
I could go for some Arkansas Ninja Rape right now.
by Datboi1234 July 6, 2017
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Ninjas

- There are about 2,371 objects in the room you are they can use to kill you, including the room itself.
- Power Ranger were NOT ninjas.
- They don't need to pee.
- Japanese Ninjas are not the best, if they were, how would you knew they exist?
- They train 18 hours a day, from the day they were born.
- If you think you saw a ninja, he isn't a ninja.
- Bullets don't kill ninjas.
- When ninjas go to the water, they come out dry.
- Ninjas do not use 'Ninja' headbands

- Ninjas do not dress with black tape and do not cover their face.
- Only ninjas can see and kill other ninjas.
- If a ninja decides it's your end, there's nothing you can really do, unless you're Yoda, or a Constança.
- Ninjas controle the wether.
- Ninjas' are mostly boys, only a few expert girls can make it. Mulan is an example.

- Ninjas may live in your house whiteout you knowing.
- If you meet a real Ninja (rare thing) he will either kill you, or marry you.
"My feather disappeared and my brother died. How could it happen?"
"It started raining about 777 times today, Ninjas must be mad"
by iammarian August 24, 2017
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Ninja

A blue-haired salty gamer from Twitch that'll only be nice to you if you're a kid or another Twitch streamer. The man's not even nice to his own wife and becomes toxic is a season skirmish. Most of his videos on Twitch/Youtube consist of him getting high-kill games and being nice. But be careful. He sometimes can't control what he says and becomes toxic to his own friends. He's usually a nice person but off-camera he's just another Jake/Logan Paul. He's also rich AF and spends his money on nothing.
by seeseesnowboard October 24, 2018
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Ninja

A fortnite streamer that died of the new disease made by the goverment called Ligma. At a early age, he was diagnosed with Sugma and Eatma. He was the only streamer known to ever make a cure to Ligma, but he died before he could use it. We all love and miss Ninja. Bless Ninja.
#Blessed #Ninja
#Ligma
by Thundercloud57 October 25, 2018
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Ninja nonce

The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans
Jimmy saville is a ninja nonce because he touched six kids in a day
by Ninja kill October 30, 2018
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