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arse monkey

A small annoying monkey that follows you around wherever you go.
"want to come for a pint? - no i got some fucking arse-monkey with me"
by Willy~Wonka February 3, 2005
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monkey tongue

a standard "dick trick" ie, genital origami.
one puts ones "member" between his legs so that it petrudes enough to be see from behind thereby giving the appearance of a monkeys tongue
jim: and then i put this bit there and HEY PRESTO! grandma, thats the monkeys' tongue!
Grandma: he must really like me i think he is winking.
by Anonymous April 14, 2003
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ginger monkey

an inquisitive, red-headed creature known to roam the land in search of a stressful situation in which he/she can cry about.
Look at Gould... he's such a ginger monkey
by Urban Legend June 17, 2008
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Mud monkey

A nickname given to army cadets by Air cadets because they are often found rolling around in the mud
Unfortunately we will be joined by Mud monkeys on our next camp, cadets.
by poshboi April 10, 2015
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giro monkey

A poor unfortunate, who has failed to land gainful employment, and has to rely upon the fortnightly pittance of Jobseekers allowance.

A lazy, workshy soap dodger, who would rather eat his own excrement, than have to get up and go to work every morning. Although, somehow, they still manage to smoke an eighth of dope every day, and are never more than an arms length away from a two litre bottle of white lightning.
Constantly drunk, and/or stoned, due to the shame caused by being such a useless, unemployable bastard. Would like to work, but the CSA would take all his wages, to pay for the string of kids he has fathered on various gullible women.
Jeremy (Kyle) "You haven't even got the backbone to look for job to support your other five children, so why should we believe you're anything other than a no good, lazy, shiftless, dope smoking giro monkey?"

"Actually Jeremy, I've an interview on Thursday, for a labouring job, with Mikey the Pikey"
by BadBeast March 30, 2010
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monkey buns

adj. Having a butt so red, it reminds one of a monkey or babboon.
After little Timmy was spanked for stealing, he had monkey buns.
by Nikuru July 20, 2008
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humping the monkey

Two people have sex are humping the monkey
I'll bet you guys were humping the monkey last night.
by erotica69 September 16, 2005
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