your mom!

stupid come back teenagers use to sound "cool" usually said to be funny; create laughter. sometimes associated with sex

someone: so what did you do last night?

You: your mom!

by angelaa... March 19, 2008

pig mom

An attractive woman who is often mistaken for a gorgeous model

Wow look at that Pig Mom, shes a looker

by Pig Mom September 15, 2006

mom-off

Its like a complete turn off.

But, your mom causes it by coming by your room late at night to say good night or in other cases "GO TO BED".

Before she came you were probably masturbating and looking at porn.

You will lose your boner and feel tired and shitfaced.

Chris is jacking off at porn with his friend Jack.

Chris's mom comes to say goodnight at the sleepover.

Jack whispers, "What a mom-off."

Chris replies, "Yeah."

by urbancruiser May 2, 2010

your mom

When someone says a question that you feel completely uncomfortable answering. An excuse to something.

John: So what did you get on the English final?
Smith: Your mom.

Matt: Why did you not show up last night?
Edward: I was too busy with your mom.

by Dan Esposito December 28, 2005

Your mom

A brainless reply to almost any question that is only used by retards/losers/posers/people who think that they're cool.

Also see 'your face'.

R: What're you doing..?
A: Your mom! Ohh burn!

by Parasitic January 3, 2008

Slurpee Mom

A woman who on a routine trip to the neighborhood 7-11 to get a bag of Funyuns and a delicious Blue Slurpee keels over in the pains of labor with only an Arabian fellow who strangely resembles Apu from The Simpsons to assist in the delivery of the bundle of joy.

"Hey Apu! I just slipped and hurt my back in aisle 3!"

"Oh, I'm sorry about that. I forgot to clean up after that Slurpee Mom from this afternoon."

"Awww gross! I have afterbirth all over my new pants!"

by Harold N. Kumar January 12, 2009

your mom

A random come back that doesnt really mean any thing.

Billy-You suck
Kent-You suck
Billy-Your MOM sucks

by Jac Tipe June 10, 2006