Since athletes and cheerleaders are the first ones to "Pair Off", they usually wind up spitting out kids before any of their classmates. Their "firstborn" is usually conceived on the night of the prom, as their classmates point to her and say:"That's a Future Welfare Mom In Training"!

future welfare mom in training by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013

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Single Mom Syndrome (SMS)

When a single mother begins to dwell on being alone for the rest of their life and starts paying more attention to men than their children.

Child: Ugh! Mom is so obsessed with her new boyfriend it's like I don't even exist anymore, and when I do, everything is still about him! It's driving me crazy!

Dad: -sigh- She's just dealing with Single Mom Syndrome (SMS) right now. She'll get over it soon.

Single Mom Syndrome (SMS) by YoMommasSoStupid October 21, 2012

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colins mom

biggest slut of the universe

Colins mother is like the village bicycle, Everyone has taken it for a ride.

colins mom by Jon April 16, 2004

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your mom

(1) The comeback to all of those witty insults that people choose to throw at you. often used in conjuction with your face.

(2) Great in awkward situations and when you can't think of anything to say...

(1) Dude 1: yea, my brother's going to college in a couple weeks
Dude 2: YEA, well your mom goes to college!
Dude 1: uh...YOUR FACE goes to college!
Dude 2: thats low dude. YOUR MOM'S FACE goes to college!
Dude 1: WELL YOUR MOM'S FACE GOES TO COLLEGE!!!
Dude 2: dude. that really is low.
Dude 1: PWNED

your mom by un haiduc March 3, 2005

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