Max

Max is one of those kids with a Magnum dong and is completely aware of it. Just like Danny's, Max carries around his monster condom and he is the most amazing kid. He has the traits of a saggitarius and he lives Brooklyn 99. If anyone gets in his way, Max will punish them. Usually cock and ball torture. No cap.

Woah! Who's monster condom is that?

Let's go all Max. He'll definitely know. It's probably his.

by Ppinmybum69 April 7, 2020

Max Hay

Brokie

You are such a Max Hay

by TheirlBatman September 16, 2022

Girth Maxing

When you lie on the road and let your wiener get flattened

My friend need some more girth so I told him how to start girth maxing

by porrage licker April 24, 2024

Max

Has skibiti rizz and is a good boy

Max haz rizz

by Rizzzzzzzzzzzz April 15, 2024

Max Doefoe

Max isn’t just “the biggest.” He’s strong, confident, and kind, but don’t let that fool you. He’ll steal your heart, make you feel safe, and then hit you with love like you’ve never known. Someone who’s fun, addictive, and leaves you wanting more… basically, a Max is pure trouble, and you’ll love every second of it. Love you Doefoe

You think you know what love is? Then you haven’t met Max yet.
He is the best thing that happened to me. I'm in love with Max.

Max Doefoe <3

by borntobealiveisnietvandevp October 21, 2025

Max

Max is very fit and peng ss with meee plz 🥺♥️

MAX IS SO FUCKING PENGGG

by Lillief120 November 19, 2020

Max Todd

100% guarantee to have a massive forehead and a receding hairline at the age of 12, he is quite smart but has 0 chat and only shoots 2's. All his ex's are Indian and he loves a bit of spice. He acts like he's the bollocks but is a big pussy, he needs to grow up, tell him to stop chatting to munters.

dave 'you seen that max todd guy'
john 'yeah hes a right munter hunter'
dave 'no hairline merchant'

by geeza1291 January 12, 2023