Jake olsen

The most unfunny guy to ever walk to planet.

Oh here comes jake olsen, not this fucking guy.

by Jcole world256 June 1, 2022

Jake

Jake is a very funny person and always manages to put a smile on someone’s face. He can be very protective over his family friends and girlfriend. Jake can be very dirty minded and sometimes jokes around about it. Jake is a very loving person. He has them eyes that make girls look twice. Jake has a 9000 metre long dick

Girl: woah who’s that?
Boy: I believe that’s Jake over there

by Tyler38929 May 18, 2019

Jake

Jake From State Farm

Jake From State Farm

by milkyyyyyyy May 26, 2021

Jake

Jake is probably the worst person to walk the planet. Jake is the most stupidest person you could ever meet. If you meet a Jake, avoid him. Jake is always the kind of guy who will instantly hate you. He will find a way to pick on you, no matter what. He is just a jerk. Nobody likes him. If you regretfully befriend a Jake, make sure to instantly stay away from him. Jake is a really bad person who deserves nothing good that happens to him. Jake is one of the most ugliest people to ever be seen.

This is what a Jake is truly like, no matter what people say.

A: Who is that stupid kid?
B: Oh, that is Jake, he is a bad person.

by DerpGod January 16, 2022

Jaked

(Jake-ed)
Jacket + Naked
Not wearing a jacket and feeling somewhat naked without it.

I gave my girlfriend my jacket, but I felt jaked without it.

by CrayZonder May 19, 2017

Jake

Complete and utter wet cabbage

Oooooooo, that cabbage is all wet, must be a jake

by XjmsdearnleyyX January 24, 2020

Jake chalk

Some one whole sweat profusely while engaging in intercourse with a cat

Don’t be a jake chalk mush

by Charva6 January 17, 2022