mental horse issues

When you have a hentai account on Instagram to cope with your fear and PTSD of Horses and horse memorabilia

That guy definitely has Mental Horse Issues, he shivers at the Sight of a saddle.

by Milkman January 7, 2019

Five Horses

When you get really angry during a Civ game (preferably multiplayer).

Fuck, the Huns declared war on me...
Five Horses! Five fucking horses!

by TheNightmareLord December 5, 2016

reverse horse girl

Sex position. On a horse but doing reverse cowgirl

Omg, me and jenny hit reverse horse girl last night

by brookeclarke March 28, 2024

Horse spinner

If you managed to look this up, you're stupid. Lollolololol

"LOOK! ITS A HORSE SPINNER!!"

by Meoli_love February 3, 2023

Don't push the horses

Warning before Usyk will knock you out

-Don't push the horses
-Don't push the what?
-Don't push the horses!!!
-I need a translator.

by *"':;!? July 20, 2025

horse slip

When you accidentally fall onto a horse dick and get eaten by a horse but still survive and the horse shits you out

Oh no i horse slipped!

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

horse toe

1. A horse’s toe
2. A man’s penis (how a man’s penis
represents a horse toe or a horse foot)

1. Theo: There was a horse with a horse toe.
Joe: Umm, I just gonna go now.
Theo: Oh.
2. Person 1: I have a horse toe.
Person 2: What?

by KB_2024 January 11, 2024