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Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...
American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-
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Horse

Look, a horse.
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Horse fuck

A horse fuck is when somebody with a humongous dick, aggressively fucks someone while they are on all fours. The person must be wearing a horse mask and has to release their seed in the mask. Once the mask is full of yucky frosting, the partner will drink it out of the mask.
Last night Jamie horse fucked me, it’s been weeks and I still can’t even walk straight.
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Henry The Horse

Slang for LSD, derived from the song 'Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!' by The Beatles on their album 'Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band' in 1967.
I had dozens of things to get done but I met with Henry The Horse and now I'm not sure where the last 12 hours went.
by BillMack291 April 24, 2022
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Horse Race Enthusiasts

The Media, in their coverage of just about every election since the founding of our country.
Person watching news: "Wow! The candidates are running neck and neck!"

Other person: "Don't be silly - that's just a bunch of Horse Race Enthusiasts, twisting the polls for ratings. Ignore them - and just go out and VOTE!"
by joe995 October 21, 2024
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Horse paster

Conservative American so dumb they will eat anti parasitic medicine for farm animals instead of getting a free covid vaccine shot.
The horse pasters outside the Warren rally really needed to proofread their signs.
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Open horse grave

Bobby hadn't showered in days, he smelled like an open horse grave.
by Rev Dan May 23, 2018
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