Fuckin' Fake Humanitarian hoe

A person who acts as if they're a humanitarian

Kourtney: Kim, there's people that are dying.

*7 or 8 years later*

Kim: ...Fuckin' fake humanitarian hoe. I actually do shit for the world and fucking fake it all day long and act like Oh, there's people dying Kim(Mocking Kourtney). And what the fuck are doing about it. So shut the fuck up.

by ZJay412 November 5, 2020

Fake friends

Fake friends you never want to have but end up having. Fake friends always stick to you like magnets it seems like. Fake friends are as fake as 6th grade relationships and Jake Paul’s subscribers.! If you have fake friends you’ll no one day, they might or no sorry the WILL end up hurting you trust me ik from experience. So kids don’t do drugs or be a fake friend. Fake friends are more fake than James Charles foundation match.

Fake friends talk behind your back.

by kylierg October 7, 2019

Fake friend

When your so what friends say “get the f**k out” to her best friend and makes you take the blame for everything. Also they talk sh*t.

You are such a fake friend to me.

by Slimy goat March 15, 2023

Fake up

When you breakup with someone during an argument, but don’t really mean it.

Hey, I didn’t mean what I said last night. Let’s call it a ‘fake up’ and get back together.

by Brian L. Peck March 24, 2018

Slob on my fake knob

To suck on a fake dick, suck as a dildo.

Trans man: bro she pulled a slob on my fake knob!!!

Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy

by NateOshea27 May 24, 2022

fake person

Person that doesn't like rotisserie, smoke jack, or any kind of roasted pig or lamb.

- I don't like roasted pig.
- You are a fake person

by ilemonati May 24, 2023

Fake

Almost like saying kind of or maybe.You have an emotion towards something but not really.

“I’m fake aggy.” You’re kind of mad but not really.
“I fake wanna fuck that girl.” You kind of wanna fuck that ugly girl but need some Casamigos first.

by Tree210 June 12, 2022