French Tango

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)
I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).
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french vanilla

That white boy got his french vanilla all over the bed. Cum white boys
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French Toast

A Nor-Cal, certified dork version of a very common cuss word.
Instead of cussing the usual way, I much prefer to use French Toast!
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French Cocktail

When the girl is upside down and you cum in her throat and she throws it up back onto you.
I just finished and she French cocktailed me, but at least I finished.
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French Carmel Apple

Where you have such bad explosive diarrhea that it explodes in the males nuts and the girl then proceeds to like of the shit until the balls are clean
After that burrito last night my girl gave me a French Carmel apple
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french brown

A term that defines passionately licking and kissing your partners anus, specifically when they deficate as you perform the action.
Bill: "Was she into any wierd stuff?"

Jamie: "Yeah she made me give her some french browns."
by Jakeensmorck February 26, 2018
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french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.
I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!
by MattsRight August 19, 2013
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