fake five

When your high five is insincere

That was definitely a fake five and phony

by Tamkin cpa May 23, 2019

insta fake

Bitch who comments the same thing on everyone's instagram photos. Can also be used to describe someone who uses instagram to hide how boring their life actually is.

Girl 1: At the lake with my fam!
Girl 2: You are seriously goals
Girl 1: Shut up, you insta fake.

by Cats917 July 25, 2016

fake ran yoda

When a retarded snail gets mixed with one to many chromosomes and sprouts human legs

“Did you see how much Johnny was a fake ran yoda last night?”

by Magical boy November 21, 2022

Fake Friends Day

A day where you post a picture/video of a fake friend or you just drop that person🤣🤣
December 4th!!

“Hey remember Alex? Yeah the guy who stabbed me in the back, I’m going to post him on social media for Fake Friends Day!”

by boxy2sped November 27, 2019

Fakes

Egyptian slang that is used to dismiss a suggestion that one doesn't like.

Do you want to go to Mariem's party? Naaah man, fakes.

by haymanyo September 27, 2023

Not fake

It isn't. I'm not getting clicks. You are clearly doing this over your religion and not because you're skeptical and if you are reading this then your level of certainty is likely >= mine.

Hym "Not fake. I'm not recording myself so I can't fake anything. I don't need to do it myself or be taught a lesson. If anyone gets what they want out of this then what they want is not something you are going to like. The only thing fake around here is schizophrenia."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025

Fake

Jada

That girl is so fake no that girl is so Jada

by Gkufbj March 29, 2017