This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.
Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
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River donkey

Someone who agrees with everyone even if they don’t agree.
Sarah says “I love the smell of shit in the morning”. Cody replies “ Yea same” ! Sarah creams “ Cody you’re such a river donkey!”
by Big Shtiff August 15, 2019
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Donkey knut

I just spent 5000 donkey knuts on this new skin. Only cost me $10.
by Elpeety June 18, 2024
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Ripe Donkey

When a person is dumb ass fuck and is an ass he then is a ripe donkey.
by il_squid April 11, 2022
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Reverse donkey shitter

The act of inserting a funnel into a female/males rectum and defecating through the funnel and the other person shits it out
Male #1: I met this girl at the truck stop and she gave me the best reverse donkey shitter I’ve ever had.
Male #1: Right on, yolo.
by Wubbalubadubdub1998 April 27, 2018
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donkey joint

When a woman is being penetrated by 2 or more men in the same hole, and she is extremely hairy.
My bro and I were fucking this girl in doggy style and she was nothing but a donkey joint. We have never seen a woman that hairy!
by STEELERS4DK April 22, 2024
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liquor donkey

A member of a rowdy group of adolescents in the San Francisco Bay Area who enjoy boozing at graduation parties and family events despite not having any relation to the owners of the home.
Son: Ah shit dad did you invite those liquor donkey boys.
Dad: nope but we gotta hide the hard shit now.
by Yungchiefswag July 29, 2017
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