Donkey: “Oh this is another one of those onions things isn’t it?”
Also Donkey: “I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.”
Also Donkey: “I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.”
by A_Daubzyeeyee April 21, 2021
Shrek’s best friend though he can be annoying at times, he’s a lovable loyal donkey that will attend to all of gamer chad shrek’s needs.
by MiGmanhug December 06, 2021
by Johnson dingleberry April 29, 2024
by Creator of donkey cheeks November 14, 2018
Descriptive term used to define male homosapiens located in or around the Middle Eastern territories, to identify the first facial characteristic your vision is drawn to
Man #1 What flavor full body Armenian hairsuit did that schnauze donkey have on that complemented his Drakor Noir so beautifully?
Man #2 : oh it was the brand new junior sized full body Armenian hairsuit!
Man #2 : oh it was the brand new junior sized full body Armenian hairsuit!
by inspector banana hammock March 17, 2018
A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.
Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy
Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy
"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"
"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"
"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"
by Lover of cocks December 22, 2021
by trip ships September 13, 2021